i want these framed in immaculate golden frames and hung up side by side on the wall down the hallway as you walk in my house, just like how you see in those movies with princesses and stuff where they have portraits of their ancestor on the walls
except these will be my royal cat ancestors
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
One time I was with my family, I dropped my plate of food and I said ‘Goddamnit’ then my mom was like “you can’t say that” so I said “Fine. Satan bless it.” Everyone turned to look at me after I said. I forgot I was in church.
This is my legacy, the girl who said “Satan bless it” in church.